Labuschagne, Marnus Labuschagne

Thank you for all the runs, again

Despite the debut duck near Bahrain Second Ashes test, Smith had to rest,

You had them beat.You were sweet

 

Labuschagne, Marnus Labuschagne

Please play those glory shots again,

I recall before you got the call

How they tore us up

What a mess,

I confess,

That's not all

 

Labuschagne

We can’t pronounce your name

Cause’ Afrikaans is just beyond our game

But Marnus seems like it’s just going to stick

Now go pad up quick

Cause Warner’s out

Go stop the rout

Give it a clout

 

You helped us move on from Sandpapergate

Newlands seems like it’s a distant date

Now guide our tail to innings end

Captain Cummins and co.

Will have a go

Our pace attack

Then hits the track

 

Labuschagne

We can’t pronounce your name

LA BA SCUK NEE just doesn't sound the same

But Marnus seems like it’s going to stick

Now go and pad up quick

And hit the runs

You’ll make tons

Cause you’re the one

Labuschagne, Labuschagne, Labuschagne